How much should be the asking price?.--Answer1:y would u sell ur kids????????u have no heart.--Answer2:Do you have an 18 year old girl?.--Answer3:thats just awful.--Answer4:I would probably sell your kids for maybe 1 or 2 dollars depending on what they look like. and pets, they are just pets probably hmm 90$ dollars. but the kids, just get rid of em!.--Answer5:No. Even posting this in jest is illegal..--Answer6:sicko.--Answer7:why would you want to sell you kids?????!!!!!! yes you can sell you pets but you have to be careful.--Answer8:pets ya. Your heartless. =(but ill buy them!!!!! Ill give them a loving homethey are are worth the same as you..so ill give you 10 bucks...?Then again its not there fault they got stuck with you...hmm choices.--Answer9:Yup and as a reward for selling them you get to spend some time in jail!Woopee.--Answer10:Sorry your so stressed out. Kids can be crazy and pets can be annoying. Asking price? Start the bidding at about 100..--Answer11:Thats cruel and not funny. Youre attempt at humor has failed. You should love your kids. Youre pathetic..--Answer12:no Goats but you can sell pet rocks so some pets may be alright.--Answer13:Are you for real I hope not and if you are thats just sick and you should be turned in thats is just wrong if you do not want kids dont have them.--Answer14:You should also sell your husband/wife..--Answer15:What kind of pets? That interests me. As for the kids, are they selling by the pound? How much per lb. and what do they weigh?.--Answer16:wow. people on here need to lighten up a little bit..--Answer17:not for sell and no returns sorry. For you are a bad parent wanting to sell your kids thats a real shame. Your kids should put you in jail..--Answer18:Can I buy you for $150?.--Answer19:Thats really funny, what a bunch of prigs some of your other answerers are..--Answer20:you should buy a bullet for yourself.--Answer21:My mother always said she was going to auction me at the cattle market, but never did obviously, but try it on Ebay and you might get in some trouble or at least get some weird checks by police.Pets you can sell, but I wouldnt advise selling to someone you have to ship them to.Im going out on a limb and assume you love your kids and wouldnt dream of such a thing so i wont tell you how heartless it seems. Ill leave that up to all the wonderful do gooders we have here who seem to think they are professional "better than thou-ers" who also have no sense of humor..--Answer22:One of those days, huh?.--Answer23:How much you sell them for would depend on how good they would be for breeding and how strong they are..--Answer24:I think you are joking.--Answer25:Are we having a bad day?.--Answer26:Thats some question by a weird I am sure to ignite anger in all over here. Good try, but I am not angry with you. No sympathies too..--Answer27:What is your phone number and address I want to report you to the proper authorities.