Shes small, fat and looks like Ronald Mcdonalds sister
      Answer1:How dare you sell me!
      Answer2:Well, Im sure if she finds it, it will be a good opportunity for her to use that against you when claiming half your belongings.
      Answer3:Yes and hope a decent bloke buys her instead of living with a tw@ like you.
      Answer4:no
      Answer5:If you get enough money...
      Answer6:dont give my husband any ideas
      Answer7:What does she look like?
      Answer8:Is she a good cook?
      Answer9:Why not? You could get a couple of camels for her from Egypt, or maybe 3 cows from The Congo.